Alice, in Florida, prisoners want very much to be sent to private prisons. They prefer them! Why, you ask? Because in a rather pointless exercise in macho tough-on-crime bravado, the Florida legislature decreed that government prisons couldn’t have air conditioning. In Florida. But the private prisons can -- and do. Not for the comfort of the prisoners per se, but because it’s harder to hire guards if they have to work in sweltering heat, and it’s physically impossible to provide climate control for guards and not prisoners.
Alice, in Florida, prisoners want very much to be sent to private prisons. They prefer them! Why, you ask? Because in a rather pointless exercise in macho tough-on-crime bravado, the Florida legislature decreed that government prisons couldn’t have air conditioning. In Florida. But the private prisons can -- and do. Not for the comfort of the prisoners per se, but because it’s harder to hire guards if they have to work in sweltering heat, and it’s physically impossible to provide climate control for guards and not prisoners.
I’ve been to Australia! I just got back from a month there. Unlike you, most Australians I met were pretty good-natured.
I swear all these grown ass men crying in the comments it’s hilarious